Monday, July 10, 2006

you suck

CROCS
You're sitting on some rooftop in LA and there's a superstar (well some might call him a superstar) sitting next to you, a vision in beige and neutral tones totally air-bassing. It's embarassing. But what makes it more embarassing is that you look at his feet and he has crocs on!!!!

TOP ME OFF!!!
Today I made the mistake of saying yes, when the coffee maker, I mean barista or barrister, whatever they like to call themselves asked me if I wanted room for milk in my iced coffee. When she handed me the plastic cup, there was a good inch between coffee and the lid. Exactly how much milk does she think I'm going to use? I asked her top it off. Twice. I would have asked her a third time, but I was growing weary. After I put my milk in, I still had plenty of dead space. So annoyed.

ZINEDINE ZIDANE
Are you the stupidest human being alive? I think you are. You totally blew it, you dumbass. Imagine what people who were rooting for France must think!

TUMMY ACHES
This has been a bad week for my stomach.

ME AT BOCCE YESTERDAY
Man, did I stink it up. Honestly, my head wasn't in the game and I know I was totally distracted by the Home Run Derby, which I normally do not care an ounce about, but David Wright hit like 16 in the first round and then I got all into it. Sorry team.

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5 Comments:

Blogger weasel said...

You could totally kick Andy Rooney's ass.

July 11, 2006 11:41 AM  
Anonymous marc b. said...

where did CROCS come from? the totally rule the midwest.

July 11, 2006 12:14 PM  
Blogger youthlarge said...

according to their company history, Boulder, CO. which makes so much sense.

July 11, 2006 12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what are crocs?

July 12, 2006 2:42 PM  
Blogger youthlarge said...

i already linked to crocs, but here it is again: http://www.crocs.com/home.jsp

July 12, 2006 3:58 PM  

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