Thursday, May 18, 2006


Got a wrong number phone call just now. This is how our conversation went:

Me: Hello?
Stupid Woman: Hello?
Me: Hello!
Stupid Woman Douchebag Bitch: Hello?
Me: Hello.
Stupid Twat: Hello?
Me: Are you going to say...(click)

Stupid twatty douchebag bitch hung up on me. Incensed, I called her back only she didn't answer the phone.

I'm going to keep calling her until she picks up the phone to let her know that usually when someone says hello, you should respond with something more than just a hello back. Remember YOU CALLED ME! And on top of that, when you dial a wrong number, it's pretty nice to say you're sorry before you hang up the phone.

718.221.1132 is the fuckface's number.

Anyone else who wants to teach her a manners lesson, please go ahead.

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Blogger weasel said...

Rednecks up here have a habit of calling and saying "who's that?" when you answer the phone. At work I have to resist the temptation to scream back "I don't fucking know, you called me".

Do you also have to deal with nummahs (to use the Maine term) who have caller ID but no machine, and so will get on the phone, ring you up, and say "you call here?"?

Fuckwits, the lot of them.

May 18, 2006 11:50 AM  
Blogger Slice said...

It's busy. She must have taken it off the hook.

May 18, 2006 12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are hilarious!
Such a colorful vocabulary:)

Do you think I should call her and get all Puerto rican on her a**?
Or I cna do the right thing and tell her that Jesus loves her but doesn't appreciate her rudeness

May 18, 2006 3:43 PM  
Blogger China-Latina Chowhound said...

I used to get calls for a guy named Dave Brown who worked at the fucking O'Reilly Factor. My work number at the time was 212-301-0223 and his number was something like 212-301-0233. Wrong numbers are incredibly annoying under any circumstances, but especially when they have anything to do with that crusty pig-fuck Bill O'Reilly.

May 23, 2006 6:05 PM  

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