Wednesday, May 11, 2005

bacon babies

Ok, I'm going to try something new today and type using proper capitalization. This is per Stone Groove, who pronounced his distaste for my distaste of the shift key when we were last in lovely Silver Spring. Anyway, shit, I just got my new shipment of bacon today from Dulin and Son. It's hickory smoked and looks delicious, but shock of all shocks, the previous month's shipment remains untouched in our refridgerator! I can't believe I've fallen behind. The only remedy is for someone to have a party so I can make my now famous bacon dip and use up some slices.

Also, if anyone from the Grateful Palate is reading this, I would like to nominate myself as Ms. Bacon of the Month Club. I think I have single-handedly increased your subscriptions ten-fold through positive word of mouth and Bibimbop postings. For my services I only ask that I receive a lifetime membership to the Bacon of the Month Club and a sash. I promise to fulfill my duties to the best of my abilities, to never debase smoke meats, and really make you ever so proud. I have lots of ideas but can only share if named MSOTMC.



Blogger Marc said...

a link to the grateful palate ( might go a long way toward your campaign, of which i am a supporter.

May 11, 2005 1:16 PM  
Blogger youthlarge said...

i've already linked to them in the past.

May 11, 2005 1:17 PM  
Blogger jamie said...

capitalization is way overrated. i'd hgappily forget about it forever it if meant everyone used better grammar.

as you for your quest, i don't know if you can rightfully claim the title when a whole month goes by without you so much as sampling that month's bacon. you need a party as an excuse to make some bacon (not a euphemism)? i've got a party for you - it's called breakfast.

boy, i'm crabby. maybe i just need some lunch. maybe a BLT!

May 11, 2005 1:37 PM  
Blogger youthlarge said...

i've been saving it for a special occasion!

May 11, 2005 2:17 PM  
Blogger Listmaker said...

i knew there was a reason i lost 20 pounds last month.

May 11, 2005 9:28 PM  
Blogger Mondale said...

I've long been an afficiando of a good BLT. I've even been able to institute 'BLT night' at Bowles towers.
The grateful palate site is frighteningly marvellous. Am very tempted.
The REAL Bowles.

May 14, 2005 1:31 PM  
Blogger sharkbomb said...

I am behind you 100% on your goal of being Queen of the Bacon Of The Month Club. All I ask is that you name me King!

November 12, 2005 4:49 PM  

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