Monday, January 03, 2005

the year of the rooster

so far i am loving the year of the rooster. first i got a cold sore on january 1. then my dad sorta disowned me because i didn't call early enough in the day to wish him a happy new year. earlier today, i got a root canal. you know what, they really suck! the procedure was the best part. i mean, aside from the smell of calcium grinding and the eardrum piercing whirr of the drills, it was easy street. they smack on all that novacaine so you don't feel a thing. the fun begins when the novacaine begins to wear off and you can feel the pain all the way up to your temples. i did get a prescription for codeine, but that shit ain't doing nothing. vicodin, please.

cock-a-doodle-doo!

3 Comments:

Blogger mas said...

I was prescribed Vicodin for my stitched-up finger injury last week and after hearing about it for so long I must admit I'm a little underwhelmed.

January 03, 2005 11:34 PM  
Blogger youthlarge said...

do you have any left?

January 04, 2005 10:30 AM  
Blogger jamie said...

mas, i think that should be the subject of your next piece in the under/overrated series.

January 04, 2005 10:32 AM  

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